Friends Of St Helen's School
Parent Teacher Association

Jokes

A few jokes for your repertoire.

Source: the BBC's Vicar of Dibley

What do you call a budgie that's been run over by a lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

Source: unknown

What to you call a chicken in a shell suit?

An egg.

What to you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea (no eye-deer)

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